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THE CAST

CHARACTERS AND ROLES

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MISTER MAN

"...MISTER MAN is an established looking man in his 30s, attractive and well kept but not handsome. He gives off the air of a scumbag who has worked hard at the expense of others. (Hugh Grant, Collin Firth). He is dressed well, in a casual suit that fits him perfectly. He has his shoes on, watch on, completely done up and ready for the 'day'."

  • Male

  • 30s-40s

  • Attractive

PORKY

"Built like a caricature of an old school butcher, PORKY is a large, broad 40 year old man with a protruding gut and jowls. Beads of sweat sit on his bald head, and his face holds an expression of authority, although it looks as though he may be putting it on. His suit is ill fitting, too tight and not tailored for him."

  • MALE

  • 40-50

  • Overweight

  • Stern faced

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LEAN BEAN

"The other man, LEAN BEAN, is lean and wiry but not skinny. He is not conventionally attractive, with the way he presents himself not helping. His hair is thin, slick, and greasy. He exudes nonchalance, with the cheeky face of somebody who would lie to you. His suit hangs off him, too large."

  • MALE

  • 30-50

  • Wiry, slim build

  • Mischievous air 

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